Where My Art Lives
Well howdy! Didn’t expect to see you ‘round these parts! How’d you escape the Metaverse to get to my lonely ol’ website? No matter, you’re here now! Let me show ya around!
Here on the HOME PAGE you’ll see all my most recent works. We’re talkin’ comics, fiction, poetry, and a mess of other stuff! Just scroll on down, and you’ll find what ya want!
I also have an ABOUT PAGE if you want to know my epic lore, a STORE where you can buy some mail (physical goods like books and stickers), and a PORTFOLIO if you’re the type who might want to hire me for somethin’.
PARTY TIL WE DIE
PARTY TIL WE DIE is the story of Frankie the Bard and Gilbert the Fighter, two lifelong friends who decide to leave their boring ol’ village behind to pursue a life of adventure! Unfortunately Gilbert’s a bit of a coward, Frankie’s delusionally optimistic, and they’re both in waaaayyy over their heads. But with a bit of luck, and some new friends they’ll meet along the way, Frankie and Gilbert might just be able to form the perfect party of heroes they’d always dreamed of.
Inspired by Tabletop Roleplaying Games, PARTY TIL WE DIE follows two unlikely adventurers from glorified NPCs to Epic Hero status, one level at a time.
“PARTY TIL WE DIE is a cracked indie fantasy comic unlike anything else I've ever read. Funny, beautiful, and singular. It's almost its own genre.”
— Mark Russell, author of The Flintstones
and Superman: Space Age
Three Halloweens Ago
It’s Halloween night, and Ronnie’s found himself in a very bad situation. Two low-level thugs have shown up to his apartment looking for money that Ronnie doesn’t have, and they don’t believe him when he says he doesn’t have it. Held hostage in his own bathroom, with his roommates cowering in the bedroom across the hall, Ronnie will have to think of something—and quickly—if he wants to make it to November 1st.
A limited edition comedic crime novella, printed in Portland, and dedicated to mail carriers everywhere.
“From paper-thin walls to lovely rubber women, this story has got it all. Hold on to that porcelain bowl, and enjoy the ride. What has Ronnie gotten himself into this time . . . ”
— Matt Green, Mole Exterminator
BOY, I’M STUPID
This nonfiction comic follows the ins and out of my daily life for about two months, starting in April 2025. A funny, mundane, and often philosophical slice of life story about an aging artist turning his focus inward to examine the thrust of his own existence.
Some of the things that happened in those 2 months:
I watched CON AIR
I went to Boise and ate at IN-N-OUT
I wrote a screenplay about witches
I took my wife to a strip club
I drew a 3-panel comic about every day of my life for 60 days straight
Want to read BOY I’M STUPID for free?
The entire run of the story (minus the intro, outro, and bonus comics) is free on my instagram!
23 Unread Novels
A moose lying dead in the street and blocking traffic. An old drunk dressed all in leather, reminiscing about his past lives. Three women named Sam.
This collection of short & shorter stories covers all this, and a lot more — and, somehow, also a lot less.
“Fast, tight, and punchy. These little stories leap off the page and then dare you to try and catch them.”
— Riley Michael Parker, Recovering Chocaholic
“One of the best flash fiction collections to be titled 23 Unread Novels in the last five years, maybe ever.”
— Riley Michael Parker, Seasonal Allergy Sufferer
